The Poorhouse always likes to see ridiculously appalling things made, if only to laugh at both the creator and the possible purchaser. With that in mind, we thank a certain anonymous (unless they say otherwise) employee of a marketing-related firm who forwarded the below image, possibly the worst intended-to-be-a-thing-of-beauty ornament in the world?

Sadly the Poorhouse has lost the verbatim wise words of said promoter which were much more hilarious than anything that can be mustered here in the next 5 minutes. Suffice to say they themselves were rather taken back at being asked to promote such a travesty of visual displeasure, that seemed to involve a combination of animals, youth and malicious depraved intent. Just look at the terrified painful wincing of the baby elephant as it lies crumpled and defeated below the daddy elephant's "embrace". The larger one clearly has interest in penetrating more than just baby's mind with stories with the book which - as it is sold in England - appears to have its title on the wrong side of the cover. Any further descriptive elements on this topic will probably get this site banned from the magical web-o-rama so we best leave it there.

Seen a worse ornament? Do feel free to tell the Poorhouse all about it below. Failing that go pimp up your living room with this monstrosity for a mere £18 here.