Are you feeling disastrously successful? Don't worry, it happens to the worst of us. Luckily the wonderful people from achieve-it have thoughtfully provided their top ten tips to "reach depths of failure you have possibly never imagined!" without even having to give up any of your goals.

For people who urgently need some failure tips, here's the summary. For more insightful details, go read the 10 Steps You Can Take To Guarantee Failure

1. Make your goals vague
2. Make your goals difficult to visualize
3. Think and speak negatively about your goals
4. Avoid planning incremental steps
5. Don't Do - Talk
6. Wait until you are motivated
7. Don't set a date
8. List why it's impossible
9. Don't research your goal
10. Think of anything except your goal