Bean tarts

Enter a brave new world of Chef Laziness. The Poorhouse is no cook; to suggest otherwise would denigrate what for many is an honourable profession. However, come Sunday afternoon, one of the world's finest delicacies - Beans on Toast - is often successfully created. Annoyingly though it takes around 2 minutes to prepare and there is the consequential washing-up of between 1 and 2 dishes (depending on methodology used).

Fear no more! The beanmasters at Heinz have come up with a genius alternative methodology for the cookery process. They already innovated with a 20 second time-saving device - the ring-pull can - and now have gone a step further to reduce the total recipe time to just a single minute. Think of a Pop Tart (not if you're eating - it could lead to bad results), but instead of random green alien goo, you have the world's finest mass produced beans lodged within the folds of bready-stuff. Yes, it is the intellectual masterstroke of, as the Guardian put it, "a wodge of beans sealed in their frozen sauce between two slices of bread". Throw it in the toaster, wait a literal minute, and out comes nice hot ready to consume beans on toast.

If the science is right, you can expect to see the frozen foil-packed delight at a freezer near you within the next 12 months - RRP unknown. Britain is apparently already the "world's biggest bean eating nation", purchasing a cool 1.5 million cans of the aforementioned pulses every single day.


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green milk The girl that

green milkgreen milk

The girl that eats soil is a bit appropriate too. remember the soil cake?

Vibrant

Hey, that is vibrant green milk. This is no doubt what happens when filthy industrialists get their hands on the industry and add E131 e124 e125 etc. - can I buy it somewhere now then??

I saw an advert on TV for something, maybe Soya Milk, that looked much more like the green milk we all know and "love". Given it promised no benefits I doubt many consumers will opt for the dirty old looking milk but maybe the world has got less shallow.

If the dirt was soil cake - assuming I remember what it is - maybe I would eat a house too.