Hey, let the Poorhouse buy you a Christmas present for your mouse-clicking trouble. How about a nice pint of beer? Well, obviously you can't actually download £2.50 from this site because we're far too poor, but instead get yourself a "nice" (depending on your taste) glass of Guinness by going to get the tinsfortat voucher.

There downloadeth a literal beer token. Print out, take to your nearest O'Neill's pub, hand over and enjoy the drink for free. Cash redemption value of voucher is 0.01p but you are also free to swap it for lemonade or Pepsi if you prefer such sugary treats. Although you can't actually have it for Christmas sorry, because it's not valid until 2nd January 2007. Still, something to look forward to.

Thankyou MSE forums for the tipoff. T&Cs below.

• Only one drink per voucher. Vouchers are limited to one per person.
• Offer valid to those aged 18 or over excluding employees and their immediate families of the promoter, the outlet and their agents.
• Hand this voucher to a member of staff to claim either a complimentary pint of GUINNESS® , Lemonade (14oz) or Pepsi (14 oz).
• Altered, photocopied or defaced vouchers are invalid. Cash redemption value of voucher 0.01p
• This voucher is only valid from 5th December until December 21st 2006 and January 2nd through to January 31st 2007.
• This voucher is only valid in O'Neill's outlets.
• Thank you for drinking responsibly.
• The decision of the manager is final and binding in all cases.
• The Voucher is not valid at O'Neill's Drury Lane, Conway St, Heathrow Terminal 3 or Stansted