Back cover - final ditties and the author's autograph

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The sacred tomes are at last

The sacred tomes are at last immortalised in digital form! Praise be to the king. Flicking through the pages of the PH catalogue has brought back many fond memories and earned me a few strange looks from fellow PC lab users as the pure quality brings tears of laughter to mes yeux. How reasonable of Adrian to have have frozen the prices of the the designer goods within. I am inspired to update my wardrobe.

Silly fucking good

Ade you master. I've just had much the same experience as the previous poster except I was at work - a ha ha. Getting paid to piss myself laughing at your antique musings on all things Wayne. I've taken the liberty of forwarding on some links to the members of ATB Ade, this includes Tim and Will who I'm sure will heartily enjoy these.

Maybe a chorus of I am Wayne would be appropriate...


I am Wayne, and I am dirrrrrty
When it comes to men - continuous hurty
At the end of the day, my bum is sore
And it will hurt for ever more.

Wax lyrical

The Poorhouse is pleased that the catalogue is bring happiness to so many and appreciates your efforts in spreading the word. Many thanks for Ben's lyrically-genius addition to the cause.

Credit where credit's due - Eagle eyed observers of the catalogue may notice that the physical catalogue was actually originally created and illustrated by one genius of the ATB crew. For this, he must be eternally thanked.