This week, I have read - that is flicked through reading selected paragraphs from a book i bought in a charity shop because one of the characters had the same name as me.

To my astonishment, the bit i read in the charity shop sounded just like me - likes tea, impossibly attractive living in new york loads of luck with the menfolk of the world. well the tea bit anyway.

I was shocked, no disgusted, to figure out she wasn't the main character when i got home. She in fact was the flatmate of the main character.

Further horrors awaited me in the storyline itself.

The stry actually consists of a woman called sam who loses her diary. A man called ben finds it, reads it, falls in love with her through it, tracks her down, sleeps with her housemate a few times to get close to her, then eventually goes out with sam.

I want my £1.50 back....

(no other stuff title was a misnomer - awfully sorry)