Sexy?: Click for "enlargement"Is wifey shouting at you for spending too much time on Second Life and not enough time on her? Or is your double-hand computer action just not satisfying every last human urge? So many problems, one solution - Angel Kitty USB keyboard for the naughty geeky lover.

Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. Some clever dick has had the genius idea of combining a "sexy" maid outfit with a computer keyboard, to make a...erm...maid outfit with a keyboard situated on the prospective wearer's breast area.

To ensure no maid distress, the keyboard is fully manufactured as a silicon non-implant, but unlike the majority of breast "enhancements" in addition it has a practical 85 key keyboard. Thoughtfully, it even includes an apparent handrest (where?) to avoid tendonitis-type medical problems.

It only works on PCs, but if you have such a thing then a mere 15,750 Yen (75ish UK pounds) will allow you to get your filthy mitts on one.

You may be unshocked to hear it hails from Japan, from a company called Angel Kitty. Not being able to decipher the language, the Poorhouse isn't too sure what their business is, but it seems to be something about PVC and USB.