But who's the star?Well, there didn't seem to be quite enough mentioned of the ever-so-wonderful Ricky Gervais podcast on the billion various bloggish sites on the World Wide Web yet, so the Poorhouse thought it was essential to join the effort to create yet another few thousand mentions. This is to celebrate what is now officially (see the forthcoming edition of the Guiness Book of Records) number 1 listened-to podcast of all time ever. To give them credit, it is pretty damn funny. It has also sponsored a new hero of our times; Karl Pilkington, whose belief system seems rather detached from what many regard as the norm.

His smooth vocal tones also inspired the massive amount of dance remixes, t-shirts and other goodies entitled "I could eat a knob at night", a uptopian link-fest of which you can find at emdashes. This was based on his observation that he could only eat an animal’s penis at night (think "I'm a Celebrity" type jungle challeneges if you really must contextualise) because in the morning he tended to have a more delicate stomach. One remix played by Ricky on the show itself done by DJ Reacharound is to be thoroughly recommended.

Sadly, the last free episode has been released. Get it (and a few older ones) before the wicked capitalists get their hands on it at the Guardian website. More are being done (plus an archive for any you missed) but they will cost – gasps - real money no less. Going rate for more genius jibberish is $6.95 for 4 or possibly more episodes. In the mean time you can sign up at audible.com for a free short preview.

More info can be found at the Ricky Gervais website.